Religious and Church Jokes and Humor on Human Love
Religious human love jokes and humor for laugh and think. These are small funny jokes for laugh and to think when you read them. Jokes invite us to think while you laugh and request us to laugh while you think. It may be a better balance system for spiritual life.
1. The Perfect Sermon
A preacher asked one of his parishioners, “How do you like my sermons?”
“Well, Reverend,” the parishioner replied, “I find your sermons like a river.”
The preacher smiled, “That’s wonderful! You mean they are deep and inspiring?”
The parishioner hesitated and then said, “No, I mean they’re long and just keep going.”
2. The Little Boy’s Question
A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother, softly saying his prayers. “Dear God, please bless Mommy and Daddy and Grandma, and give us a good day tomorrow.”
Then he suddenly looked up and shouted, “And don’t forget to send me a bicycle!”
“God’s not deaf, son,” his mother said.
“I know,” the little boy replied, “but Grandma’s in the next room, and she’s hard of hearing.”
3. Love Your Neighbor
The pastor was preaching on the importance of loving your neighbor as yourself. After the service, one parishioner approached him and said, “Father, I just want you to know, I do love my neighbors… most of them.”
The pastor replied, “Most of them?”
“Well,” the man said, “there’s that one family next door. I love them, but sometimes I really wish they lived in a different neighborhood!”
4. Heavenly Entrance Exam
A man arrives at the gates of heaven and asks to be let in. St. Peter looks through the book and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t see anything extraordinary you’ve done in your life.”
The man, disappointed, thinks for a moment and then says, “Well, once I saw a group of bikers harassing a little old lady. So, I walked up, grabbed the leader by the jacket, and told him to stop, or he’d have to deal with me.”
St. Peter raised his eyebrows. “Really? When did this happen?”
“About two minutes ago.”
5. Sunday School Lesson
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5- and 6-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”
6. The Loving Neighbor
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment “Honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”
7. God’s Sense of Humor
A pastor asked his congregation, “How many of you think we need to show more love to our neighbors?” Everyone raised their hand. Then he asked, “How many of you have shown love to your neighbor this week?” The congregation was silent.
One man in the back muttered, “Well, my neighbor left town for the week—so I’m off the hook, right?”
8. The Pastor and the Dog
A priest was walking through his neighborhood when he saw a group of boys surrounding a dog. Concerned, he asked, “What are you doing to that dog?”
One of the boys replied, “We’re just trying to find out who gets to keep him.”
“How do you decide who keeps the dog?” the priest asked.
“Well,” one of the boys said, “whoever can tell the biggest lie gets to keep him.”
“Oh dear,” the priest exclaimed, “when I was your age, I never told lies.”
The boys looked at each other and said, “I guess Father wins the dog!”
9. The Best Commandment
A little girl was learning about the Ten Commandments in Sunday school. When she got home, her mom asked, “Sweetie, which commandment do you think is the most important?”
Without hesitation, she replied, “The one that says ‘Thou shalt not whine!’”
10. The Sermon on Love
A priest was giving a sermon about love and charity. Halfway through, he looked up to see that most of the congregation had fallen asleep. After the service, he asked one of the regulars, “Why did everyone fall asleep during my sermon today?”
The man replied, “Well, Father, you kept telling us to love our neighbors, but all my neighbors were in the pews sleeping—so I just followed your advice and joined them!”
Conclusion
Religious Human Love Jokes and Humor are powerful tools that connect us through shared joy and reflection. Religious jokes, when crafted with care, can uplift the spirit and spread positive messages of love and faith. In this collection, each joke serves to remind us of the human experiences that bring us together—humor, love, and faith. Laughter is not only a gift, but also a way to strengthen bonds in our communities. Share these jokes to inspire both thought and joy in those around you!
